Clarity Coconut Head

Dear Conjure Blog,

Today I shall be recounting some of the Clarity spells I have done for my subjects/clients.

I am very talented at self-improvement spells, and my Clarity is strong. It does wonders for a confused person, a person in denial, a person who is wearing rose-tinted glasses, a person who only sees the good and none of the glaring bad et cetera. I have to explain what Clarity is for because although it is a very useful spell, it is an unpopular one.

I just did another "Clarity Coconut Head" recently, but the case that I am recounting is one I did years ago.

The case was a heart-broken woman who wanted her man back after a breakup. They were engaged. Unfortunately for her the readings did state that Reconciliation magic would not work in the least. (We still tried our luck anyway and of course it failed.)

It is perfectly normal and very characteristic for a person to be perpetually confused after a breakup.I performed this spell with her permission of course, because I did not approve of her ex-man. (He was a player.)

All she saw of him was his charm, his big, muscular and handsome frame, his performance in bed, his jokes. She continued to mourn for him and did not want anyone else to her he was perfect. She could not bear to hurt him and kept coming up with excuses for his behaviour. She was an amateur conjurer and kept on doing love spells to bring him back.

After my Clarity Coconut Head she felt he was an asshole, a cheater and a man-slut, he looked ugly and it became "so damn clear" to her that her cheating ex had to be Crossed. She did not want him back anymore. Worked better than Cut & Clear which failed on her before.

Massive turn around don't you agree?

In Singapore coconuts are easy to get. There's the hairy kind used in Indian temples for pooja and the kind in supermarkets. (Above.) Coconut juice is a popular and refreshing drink.

It was just a simple one-day job. Most of the time folks use dried herbs for conjure, in this case I used all fresh herbs. I also used fresh sage and fresh thyme. Sage is for Clarity, Thyme calms a troubled mind.

I cracked open the coconut and drank all the juice and connected with the spirit of the coconut, followed by the spirit of sage and thyme telling each what I needed to do, and the full name of my subject.

I wrote my petition on a piece of brown paper-bag paper neatly torn on all sides, dabbed Clarity Oil in its four corners and centre, put in my subject's hair, and folded it using the clockwise and towards-me hoodoo method.

I put the petition in the coconut and stuffed the fresh sage with the thyme, letting the leaves of the herbs stick out of the hole. By then it looked really cute, like a person's head, with herb as hair. (Which is the whole idea.)

I used holy water and baptised the thing in my subject's name.

I burnt pomelo incense, and rocked the coconut head gently over it chanting "see him for who he really is clearly" over and over again for about an hour being in a pleasant dream-like state, just feeling spirit, smelling the incense and visualising things in my mind's eye.

At the end of the ritual I went out in to the forest and laid coconut head at the foot of a tree, praying for her to see things clearly, as decomposition would take place, things would return to the soil and life would begin anew, in a clear, and natural way, akin to the cycle of nature. (I did not "unbaptise" the coconut.)

In my personal experience fresh herbs work very quickly. Clarity Coconut Head saw movement in just 3-4 days. By 10 days it was more or less concluded. (It might be because it takes a very short time to change one's mind after the truth has been revealed though!)

The use of the coconut is versatile, it can also be used for cursing. The above method as far as I know is certainly not hoodoo, I am pretty sure it is of South-East Asian origin.

Friendship Bottle Spell

Dear Hoodoo blog,

We all should value not just our romantic relationships, but our platonic ones as well. Life is a journey, and not all of our romantic relations will work until we find one's true love. And whom is there for us when our world falls apart? Our friends, who usually stay around for life. One is gold the other is silver!

So I present to you a friendship bottle spell! This is good to keep friends you already have, bring close again friends who have drifted apart from you, and at the same time attract new, good and genuine friends.

You will need for this job:

•Short glass bottle
•Paraffin oil (or any oil of your choice like olive or vegetable)
•Brown petition paper
•Jute fibre string or cotton string
•Ceramic bottle wick holder
•Thick cotton wick
•Clump of your own hair

Herbs:
•Cloves (friendship)
•Lavender (peace, love abit of healing)
•Rose buds (love)
•Balm of Gilead buds (love and reconciliation)
•Rue (love and protects from fake friends, jealous friends and gossip)
•Deer's Tongue (effective communication)
•Tobacco (for long-distance work in contacting friends who are far away)
•Pyrite bits (attracting new friends)

Suitable Hoodoo Oils:
•Talk To Me
•Reconciliation
•Chuparrossa
•Return To Me
•Attraction

The above is alot of herbs already. Add the herbs in generous amounts. What you do, is you need to feel and connect with each herb telling each what to do then put them in the bottle. If there was a suitable psalm it would be psalm 23, whilst concentrating for the Lord and herb spirits to help you bring back your friends.

Write your petition, turn it clockwise and write your name over it with the number of times of your choice. Put some herbs in there along with your hair, and roll it towards you, concentrating for your friends to return and for there to be love and harmony and good communication. Tie it up. (You must roll this not fold it unlike what you would usually do with a jar spell.)

Make sure the roll is tight enough to fit through the neck of the bottle. Force it through the bottle. Drop in your chosen hoodoo oils with a dropper, fill it up with your paraffin oil. Swirl it abit to mix, put in your wick and you are done.

Like all oil lamps, it takes a few minutes for the oil to soak into the cotton wick, so take this time to pray and visualise for what you want to happen. Then light it.

This bottle spell is most suitable to be done in the morning, symbolising new things and brightness. No secrecy or lies. Do not forget the incense, incense is crucial for long-distance work!

This spell can be used for an indefinite amount of time, just add more paraffin oil when needed. When not needed it can sit on a shelf and look innocent like "for pretty."

I devised this spell a few months ago and it has worked very well. I in recent months got a new close friend, old friends have returned to me and I speak more intimately with them, knowing things I never knew about, the oldest friend was, of whom is from my past with no contact for over ten years, and I realised I should have kept in touch with him, him being so genuine.

The love of friends is beautiful, just like a rose.

Yours,

Smoke

Plastic Skull Candle

Dear Conjure Blog,

About a month ago my plastic skull tea light candle holder came in the mail! I got sick of always waiting for the shipping of the usual wonderful wax skull candles.

One would cost me like US $25 after shipping. Not at all practical even though they were really effective and manipulating people's minds! So I went shopping at this place known as eBay. I found this lovely resin skull candle holder. I had to test it out right away!

The best people of whom to test it on were my own family members, because I live with them I can see firsthand their behaviour. (I was abit uncertain because it was made of an "unnatural" material, plastic and some hoodoo people discourage the use of unnatural materials, it would also be unethical to use it for people of whom I was doing conjure work for since I was still uncertain.)

I was craving the new fast food franchise that had opened in Singapore selling fried chicken. With Southern style biscuits and potatoes and gravy and fries...

I mischievously got all of my family member's hair and stuffed them all into a brown paper packet along with some bits of tobacco and licorice powder. I tied it up with white string and put it under the plastic skull candle.

I anointed the tea light candle with Essence of Bend Over oil and lit it up. Like all other skull candle spells I lit up a cigar and breathed the smoke onto the skull and talked to it, feeling and visualising my family members.

"You all feel like eating juicy fried chicken. You all love fried chicken. You all will buy back the new fast food franchise fried chicken with biscuits, potatoes and mouth-watering gravy."

I repeated the above like a broken recorder until I felt that I had reached their minds.

By the end of the week I had all my family members eating what I wanted and they did buy back some for me. Excellent! This plastic skull candle holder works!

Of course the above is a bad example of how to do a skull candle. With any spell you should clean your space, clean your equipment, and be much more focused. Also would be good if you could clean yourself too before with a spiritual bath.

The only draw back is that with a plastic skull you can't mutilate it or hollow out its eyes and or mouth to stuff herbs in. At the most you can stick the herbs on, and after the spell you would have to wash the skull. 

What is Real Prayer

Dear Conjure Blog,
Tonight I shall be writing down my thoughts on prayer. I know most people out there, who are not as spiritual as us lot who do magic and are into religion do not pray. (It is sad that as we go further into this modern, electronic and scientific era, religion and spirituality is becoming dead.)

Then there are people who are familiar with prayer but don't know how to do so "properly." It is these people who complain that God does not exist and hear their prayers, well of course their prayers are not granted it's because they haven't been praying properly!

This post is for people of whom have gone through the toughest barrier, which is disbelief in these things and the existence of God/Gods/deities/spirits/energies et cetera. So they want to pray but are utterly clueless on how to do so.

(Praying with High Altar oil or 7-11 Holy Type oil is very pleasant. This oil's vibrations help alot in putting me into a prayerful state, as if I were in a church.)

For people who have never prayed before in their lives, it can be difficult especially when they have very active minds and have minds that have a tendency to wander.

You don't realise it, but prayer can be tough. Which is why all around the world there are temples, medals, statues (very often beautiful) that helps the average person focus his mind by looking at the effigy and talking to it.

(A Catholic Saint Michael's medal.)

"Pray in your heart, say it to whom you are praying to in your mind." That's how as a tot I was taught how to pray.

But well, there's more than that. You must be all quiet and calm. Feel sincere, feel like you are making contact. The being of which you are praying to is there, hearing you. Then eventually when you pray often enough, you can tell if what you feel is imagination or the being communicating to you.

This is how people build spiritual relationships by praying to saints, deities, gods and spirits. They become your elders, your friends and helpers and if you love them, they most certainly will love you in return and care for you. There is mutual respect and understanding, and it can be quite fulfilling knowing that they are always there watching you.

So depending on the individual (I feel religion is a very personal thing) do what you feel helps you in prayer. Maybe wear that medal to help you. Maybe light that incense and candle. Just remember that it must be sincere, it must be deep, it must be secret, and there must be contact.

(Guan Yin amulet in a gold and crystal case. Sculpted out of pure silver. In Asia many like their idols, so much so that they are made very small and detailed so that they can be worn, and taken wherever the devotee goes.)

Black Candle Tobacco Spell

Ah, the wonders of tobacco. One of the reasons why I call myself "Smoke" or the "Smoking Conjurer" is because I smoke tobacco and revel in it very much. (Other than this, I am an incense fanatic.)

"Black candle tobacco" is just a fancy occult name for tobacco, it is exactly the same as... you know the ordinary thing everyone smokes which is found in cigarettes and cigars? Do not be confused. The scientific name for the plant is "nicotiana tabacum."

This is a herb that I like very much and resonate very well with. (No, unfortunately I am not a chain smoker.) It is a very hypnotic herb, that makes it as if there is no distance between say, a target or a place you wish to "visit" if you know what I mean.

It is a very "deep" and in some ways a dark herb. Like opium (which is more of the mind and healing), but more on a spiritual level. It is also not as "heavy" as opium. Hence it is often used in communication spells, in which all distance no matter how far is bridged and a target's spirit can be talked to directly.

It can be used for controlling, and even cursing. The fact that it affects the caster physically as well, gently calming while smoking much helps the mind to focus. Like making your conscious mind less alert, and the subconscious heightens, it is like being pleasantly half in a dream. I enjoy the latter very much.

Oh, I have gotten off topic now!

Now, for the popular "contact me" Black Candle Tobacco spell. You will require:

• Grease-proof paper

• Masking tape

• 1 or 2 brown votive candles

• 1 ordinary candle

• powdered tobacco

• deer's tongue herb (optional)

• target's personal concerns of photo

• Return To Me oil or Tobacco Infusion oil or similar

This spell involves you getting your hands dirty.

In many contact me spells, the caster's blood is sometimes used. I leave this part for the last step, just a prick on the finger and the blood to be dabbed onto the wick of the candle.

With the masking tape, stick down the grease-proof paper onto the table nice and good. Will not do if while rolling the candle the paper comes off.

Load the brown candle of which you will be using for the spell with the target's personal concerns, right in the foot of the candle. (Poke a hole and jam in the personal concerns, and then seal it in with some wax.) Here is a macro shot of the target's personal concerns, of which I rolled up into a tiny ball to jam into said tiny hole...

Light the ordinary candle. You will be passing the brown candle through the flame of this candle to soften it.

Rub your hands with the hoodoo oil you have chosen, and rub the candle with it. The oil also helps your powdered herbs to stick onto it. Start passing it slowly through the candle flame...

The idea is to roll the softened candle on the grease-proof paper sprinkled with your powdered herbs to get the herbs deep into the wax. Some people even use two candles, by melting one, removing the wick  and spreading the wax  out onto the paper, then rolling the other candle in it, making the candle much thicker.

During the whole process your mind must be focused on what you want to occur, thinking of what you want the target to do. "You must find me. You have to find me." Something like that, as you roll the candle in your direction. Envision the person coming to you as you do so.

Half of the spell is during the physical crafting of the candle, when your intent is being "made" right into your tobacco candle.

Now if you like, prick your finger and dab your blood onto the wick of the candle.

The last part is to put it in a candle holder and light it. Then while continuing to talk to the candle as if it were the person, light your tobacco and speak to the candle through the smoke.

Some people section the candle, snuffing it out after praying, to make the spell a 3-day or 7-day affair in the nights when they are sure that the target is sleeping, some just make it a one-night thing and let it burn down. (At the back is a picture box spell with a tea light candle burning on it.)

(People are most vulnerable when they are asleep, and hence it is best to hoodoo them when they are asleep.)

Here the flame went tall, with no smoke or soot, and flickered, meaning the target was greatly affected by the work.

Tobacco candle spell. Savour it, smoke it. Try it.

Shame Briers For Shame and Loss of Reputation

For this simple spell, I have to go out into the fields and sometimes if I feel more adventurous than usual right into the woods near my home.

Part of the magic is touching the shame brier while it is alive and growing from the ground, it grows usually together with grass in clumps. Say aloud your intent and the full name of the person of whom you want to mess up as the shame brier's leaves close up and bows downwards to the ground. (Don't forget to focus.)

An example would be, "Derek be shamed from loss of reputation."

After it has fainted completely, collect the leaves of the brier, or just uproot the whole thing to bring home with you.

I like to dry them before I use them. So like any root or herb you strew them nicely around a candle dressed with the oil of your choice. In this case it is crossing oil on a black candle.

Magic can be done at any time of the day or week, but some days and some hours are more suitable. For me being a night owl, all the fun and mischief happens in the night, and I am much more alert and in tune with things.

This is a rusty tin candle holder, and I hammered it to make its base unstable. It is symbolic of an unstable reputation. Underneath the heat-resistant cork mat are the victim's personal concerns and petition paper.

This holder has two handles, when praying, I tap it on either side causing the candle to sway and rock like a rocking chair, while chanting and cursing the victim to have an unsteady and unstable reputation, along with other curses.

Then like other negative spells, I leave the thing to burn down through the night and then take a cleansing bath.

Another variation is to use shame briers together with Hot Foot oil to make a person shamed out of your life.

Behold! A clean burn signifying a successful spell in the morning...

Intranquil Spirit Oil Lamp

As I have said, I am a complete oil lamp nut. They give fast results and are much more older in origin than candles. The fact that this is hanging makes the target restless. (Suspension does that effect in Hoodoo.)

Here is a record of an Intranquil Spirit oil lamp spell. I used pink oil in this case for reconciliation. As everybody knows, when saying the prayer, in one hand is the offering to the spirit:

And in the other hand a rosary:

Inside the oil lamp is a rolled up petition paper attached to the wick with red cotton string. I use DMC thread. Within the petition paper is the victim's hair, graveyard dirt and powdered reconciliation and controlling herbs. This roll can be used again and again, re-attached to new wicks.

It is better to memorise the prayer than read it off a piece of paper. (It allows for better focus and it seems more "proper.")

The oil lamp is refilled daily and the prayer is repeated nightly for as long as desired. Of course before the prayer is done is protection and after the prayer is done is cleansing. This is very important, never neglect the latter and former or you will become intranquilised yourself.

Bright and flickering flames are a good sign. It means that the victim is greatly affected and that the spirit is working hard for you to torment the target. Ironically signs of resistance are also good. The more the victims resist the harder the spirit will whack them.

Divination signs can be read from oil lamps as in vigils. Here is a very good example of a successful Intranquil Spirit oil lamp. Typically some oil is left where the wick ends, but here it has burnt completely clean and is as dry as a bone. (This rarely happens with oil lamps.)

Here is a closer look. You can see that the red string and petition paper has become the wick itself, drawing up all the oil. The spirit was probably particularly thirsty, spirits live in the present, and it was a good sign by chance the thread happened to settle right at the point of the glass bubble oil lamp.

A very successful burn.

Sometimes I have ever tried praying the prayer both in the day,

and in the night. But I feel it is excessive and does not seem to make a significant difference to the power of the spirit or speed for results.