Clarity Coconut Head

Dear Conjure Blog,

Today I shall be recounting some of the Clarity spells I have done for my subjects/clients.

I am very talented at self-improvement spells, and my Clarity is strong. It does wonders for a confused person, a person in denial, a person who is wearing rose-tinted glasses, a person who only sees the good and none of the glaring bad et cetera. I have to explain what Clarity is for because although it is a very useful spell, it is an unpopular one.

I just did another "Clarity Coconut Head" recently, but the case that I am recounting is one I did years ago.

The case was a heart-broken woman who wanted her man back after a breakup. They were engaged. Unfortunately for her the readings did state that Reconciliation magic would not work in the least. (We still tried our luck anyway and of course it failed.)

It is perfectly normal and very characteristic for a person to be perpetually confused after a breakup.I performed this spell with her permission of course, because I did not approve of her ex-man. (He was a player.)

All she saw of him was his charm, his big, muscular and handsome frame, his performance in bed, his jokes. She continued to mourn for him and did not want anyone else to her he was perfect. She could not bear to hurt him and kept coming up with excuses for his behaviour. She was an amateur conjurer and kept on doing love spells to bring him back.

After my Clarity Coconut Head she felt he was an asshole, a cheater and a man-slut, he looked ugly and it became "so damn clear" to her that her cheating ex had to be Crossed. She did not want him back anymore. Worked better than Cut & Clear which failed on her before.

Massive turn around don't you agree?

In Singapore coconuts are easy to get. There's the hairy kind used in Indian temples for pooja and the kind in supermarkets. (Above.) Coconut juice is a popular and refreshing drink.

It was just a simple one-day job. Most of the time folks use dried herbs for conjure, in this case I used all fresh herbs. I also used fresh sage and fresh thyme. Sage is for Clarity, Thyme calms a troubled mind.

I cracked open the coconut and drank all the juice and connected with the spirit of the coconut, followed by the spirit of sage and thyme telling each what I needed to do, and the full name of my subject.

I wrote my petition on a piece of brown paper-bag paper neatly torn on all sides, dabbed Clarity Oil in its four corners and centre, put in my subject's hair, and folded it using the clockwise and towards-me hoodoo method.

I put the petition in the coconut and stuffed the fresh sage with the thyme, letting the leaves of the herbs stick out of the hole. By then it looked really cute, like a person's head, with herb as hair. (Which is the whole idea.)

I used holy water and baptised the thing in my subject's name.

I burnt pomelo incense, and rocked the coconut head gently over it chanting "see him for who he really is clearly" over and over again for about an hour being in a pleasant dream-like state, just feeling spirit, smelling the incense and visualising things in my mind's eye.

At the end of the ritual I went out in to the forest and laid coconut head at the foot of a tree, praying for her to see things clearly, as decomposition would take place, things would return to the soil and life would begin anew, in a clear, and natural way, akin to the cycle of nature. (I did not "unbaptise" the coconut.)

In my personal experience fresh herbs work very quickly. Clarity Coconut Head saw movement in just 3-4 days. By 10 days it was more or less concluded. (It might be because it takes a very short time to change one's mind after the truth has been revealed though!)

The use of the coconut is versatile, it can also be used for cursing. The above method as far as I know is certainly not hoodoo, I am pretty sure it is of South-East Asian origin.

Friendship Bottle Spell

Dear Hoodoo blog,

We all should value not just our romantic relationships, but our platonic ones as well. Life is a journey, and not all of our romantic relations will work until we find one's true love. And whom is there for us when our world falls apart? Our friends, who usually stay around for life. One is gold the other is silver!

So I present to you a friendship bottle spell! This is good to keep friends you already have, bring close again friends who have drifted apart from you, and at the same time attract new, good and genuine friends.

You will need for this job:

•Short glass bottle
•Paraffin oil (or any oil of your choice like olive or vegetable)
•Brown petition paper
•Jute fibre string or cotton string
•Ceramic bottle wick holder
•Thick cotton wick
•Clump of your own hair

Herbs:
•Cloves (friendship)
•Lavender (peace, love abit of healing)
•Rose buds (love)
•Balm of Gilead buds (love and reconciliation)
•Rue (love and protects from fake friends, jealous friends and gossip)
•Deer's Tongue (effective communication)
•Tobacco (for long-distance work in contacting friends who are far away)
•Pyrite bits (attracting new friends)

Suitable Hoodoo Oils:
•Talk To Me
•Reconciliation
•Chuparrossa
•Return To Me
•Attraction

The above is alot of herbs already. Add the herbs in generous amounts. What you do, is you need to feel and connect with each herb telling each what to do then put them in the bottle. If there was a suitable psalm it would be psalm 23, whilst concentrating for the Lord and herb spirits to help you bring back your friends.

Write your petition, turn it clockwise and write your name over it with the number of times of your choice. Put some herbs in there along with your hair, and roll it towards you, concentrating for your friends to return and for there to be love and harmony and good communication. Tie it up. (You must roll this not fold it unlike what you would usually do with a jar spell.)

Make sure the roll is tight enough to fit through the neck of the bottle. Force it through the bottle. Drop in your chosen hoodoo oils with a dropper, fill it up with your paraffin oil. Swirl it abit to mix, put in your wick and you are done.

Like all oil lamps, it takes a few minutes for the oil to soak into the cotton wick, so take this time to pray and visualise for what you want to happen. Then light it.

This bottle spell is most suitable to be done in the morning, symbolising new things and brightness. No secrecy or lies. Do not forget the incense, incense is crucial for long-distance work!

This spell can be used for an indefinite amount of time, just add more paraffin oil when needed. When not needed it can sit on a shelf and look innocent like "for pretty."

I devised this spell a few months ago and it has worked very well. I in recent months got a new close friend, old friends have returned to me and I speak more intimately with them, knowing things I never knew about, the oldest friend was, of whom is from my past with no contact for over ten years, and I realised I should have kept in touch with him, him being so genuine.

The love of friends is beautiful, just like a rose.

Yours,

Smoke